Annoying – $1 Million – page 3

You can never sit for longer than 15 minutes without standing up for at least one minute?

Your phone's autocorrect will always change every tenth word you type to a random fruit?

You must always wear a hat, even indoors?

All your drinks must be served lukewarm?

You can only eat food with your hands, never using utensils?

Every time you use a public restroom, a loud, random animal sound plays from your person?

You always have a persistent, unscratchable itch on your back?

You must hum a different show tune every time you enter a room?

You always have a faint, persistent itch on the sole of your left foot?

You can never watch a movie or TV show from beginning to end again?

Every time you open a door, a cartoon 'boing' sound plays loudly?

Every time you use stairs, you must skip at least one step?

You are legally required to own and frequently play a kazoo wherever you go?

All your personal electronics are randomly out of battery 50% of the time you try to use them?

Every time you try to open a bottle or jar, it takes exactly five minutes of effort?

Every time you leave your home, you forget one random item you intended to bring?

All light bulbs in your home must be replaced with dim, flickering ones?

Every time you sit down, you must stand up and sit down again exactly three times before you can settle?

Every time you try to relax, a random, catchy jingle plays loudly in your head for 30 seconds?

All your personal belongings (clothes, books, etc.) emit a very faint, pleasant hum?