YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
Every time you genuinely laugh, you also make a loud pig snort?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
All your drinks for the rest of your life will be room temperature?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
Every time you laugh, you snort like a pig for the rest of your life?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You will always hear faint elevator music playing wherever you go?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You must use a public toilet every single time you need to use the bathroom?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You must always speak in a quiet whisper for the rest of your life?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
Your phone battery will always drain to 10% and stay there?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
Every conversation you have must end with a bad dad joke?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You must always feel like you have a small pebble in your shoe?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You must laugh loudly for 5 seconds after every sentence you speak?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
Every song you hear for the rest of your life will have one instrument slightly out of tune?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
