Technology – Would You Take the Deal? – page 11

Your phone's autocorrect always changes the word 'the' to 'fluffy'?

Your internet speed is permanently capped at dial-up speed?

All your phone and computer notifications are replaced with a loud clown horn sound?

You can never use an emoji in any digital communication again?

You can never use the 'reply all' function in emails or messages again?

Your phone battery can never go above 20%?

All your personal devices must announce every notification out loud?

Your phone's autocorrect always changes one random word in every message you send to a fruit name?

Your phone will only charge if you hold the cable at a specific, awkward angle?

Your phone automatically posts a random, embarrassing "throwback" photo of you from your past to all your social media accounts every day?

You can only communicate with others through handwritten letters for the rest of your life?

Everything you search for online for the rest of your life will be publicly visible to everyone you know?

You can never type on a keyboard without making extremely loud clicking noises that everyone nearby can hear?

All your personal devices (phone, laptop, TV) only work for 30 minutes at a time, then require a 1-hour cool-down period before you can use them again?

Your phone automatically posts a slightly embarrassing, mundane detail about your day to your main social media feed every evening?

Your phone can only hold a 5% charge at any given time, regardless of how long you charge it?

You can only charge your electronic devices using a hand-crank generator?

Every online search you make is immediately posted to a public social media feed?

You can only communicate via text message for the rest of your life, even in person?

All screens you own or use (phone, computer, TV) are permanently tinted a vibrant, distracting neon green?