Social – Would You Take the Deal? – page 14

Every time you say 'hello' to someone new, you must first loudly clear your throat?

At every party you attend for one year, you must be the first person on the dance floor?

Every time you take a photo with friends, you must make a silly face for one year?

Every time you laugh, it must be a loud, exaggerated evil villain cackle for one month?

Every time you introduce yourself to a new person, you must first give them a secret handshake you made up on the spot?

Every time you hear a dog bark, you must meow loudly for one week?

Every time you speak to someone new, you must introduce yourself by singing a short, improvised jingle about yourself?

You can only send and receive text messages in emoji form?

Every time you hear your phone ring, you must answer it on speakerphone, regardless of where you are?

Every time you answer a question, you must first clear your throat very loudly and dramatically?

Every time you speak, a tiny, high-pitched musical jingle plays immediately after your last word?

You must wear a full, brightly colored clown costume whenever you leave your home?

Every time you try to whisper, you accidentally shout at full volume?

All your online searches (past, present, and future) are publicly visible on a searchable website?

Every meal you eat, you must share at least one bite with a complete stranger?

Every photo you take is automatically posted to a public social media account you cannot control?

You must clap every time you finish a conversation with someone?

You can only speak in rhyming couplets for the rest of your life?

Every time you enter a room, a small, personalized theme song plays loudly for 10 seconds?

Every conversation you have must begin and end with a spontaneous, slightly off-key musical jingle of your own creation?