Social – Would You Take the Deal? – page 13

Every time you leave a building, you must skip for the first five steps?

Every time you laugh loudly in public, you must immediately cover your face with both hands and peek through your fingers for one year?

Your main social media profile picture must be an extremely old, awkward photo of yourself for three months?

Every time you enter a room with more than three people, you must dramatically announce, 'I'm here!' for one month?

You must replace "thank you" with "cheers, mate!" for one month?

Every time you use a public elevator, you must sing a line from a pop song?

Your social media profile picture must be an unflattering photo of you from childhood for one year?

Every time you stand up, you must stretch dramatically for ten seconds?

For three months, every text message you send must include at least one emoji that doesn't fit the context?

Every time you enter a new room, you must hum a short, silly jingle?

Every time you say "hello" in person, you must follow it with a small bow for one year?

You must always wear a funny hat to any party or social gathering for one year?

You must hum a dramatic movie score whenever you walk into a room for one week?

Every time someone asks "how are you?", you must reply with "Fantastically mediocre!"?

Every time you take a sip of any drink in public, you must loudly say "Ah, refreshing!"?

At every social gathering you attend for one year, you must introduce yourself with an overly dramatic, fake backstory?

You must give a thumbs-up to everyone you make eye contact with for one week?

Every time you answer your phone in public, you must use a silly voice for one month?

For one year, your dominant hand will always have a faint, rainbow-colored glow when you're excited?

For one month, whenever someone asks 'How are you?', you must respond with a detailed, dramatic story about your day so far?