Funny – Would You Take the Deal? – page 9

For one month, every time you open a refrigerator, you must dramatically gasp like you've discovered something amazing?

Whenever you greet someone new, you must immediately follow it up with a dramatic, exaggerated wink?

Your default response to any compliment must be to dramatically sniff your armpit?

At every restaurant visit, you must ask the waiter if the napkins are 'ethically sourced.'?

Your main social media profile picture must be a photo of you wearing a tinfoil hat for two weeks?

Your next 10 public selfies must include a rubber duck in the background?

Your email signature must always include the line: 'Powered by caffeine and questionable life choices.'?

Whenever you sit down in a public place, you must dramatically sigh as if you've had a long day?

Your belt buckle (or where a belt buckle would be) must always have a tiny, dangling rubber chicken?

Your go-to greeting for anyone you meet for the first time must be a theatrical bow and a whispered 'Salutations.'?

At work meetings, you must enthusiastically take notes with a brightly colored feather quill pen?

For your next three months, you must wear a different brightly colored, oversized bow tie every day?

Whenever you eat a sandwich in public, you must always eat it crust-first?

At every coffee shop visit, you must order your drink with a dramatic, exaggerated wink to the barista?

Every time you greet someone new, you must enthusiastically say, 'Top o' the morning to ya!'?

For one month, you can only wear brightly colored, mismatched socks in public?

Every time you say goodbye to someone in person, you must perform a dramatic curtsy or bow?

For a month, every time you enter a room you must pretend to trip over an invisible object?

For one month, every time you say hello to someone new, you must add 'and a tip of the hat!' (even if you're not wearing one)?

For one month, your belt must always be worn as a headband in public?