Funny – Would You Take the Deal? – page 7

Your go-to greeting for new acquaintances for the next three months must be an enthusiastic thumbs-up?

Your phone's default ringtone becomes a loud, quacking duck sound for one month?

Your primary group chat nickname becomes "The Fluffy Unicorn of Fun" for all your friends to see?

Your phone ringtone becomes a kazoo solo of a classical song?

Whenever you are waiting in any public line, you must balance on one foot until it's your turn?

Every time you say goodbye to someone, you must finish with a small, dramatic theatrical bow?

Every time you high-five someone, you must loudly declare, "Teamwork makes the dream work!"?

Your main social media bio must include the phrase "Future astronaut (probably)" for three months?

For two weeks, whenever you're on a video call, you must wear a fake mustache?

Your group chat nickname becomes 'Sir Gigglesalot' for three months?

All your coffee orders must include "extra foam... for my imaginary mustache."?

Every time you say "thank you" in public, you must add "and may your day be sparkly!"?

Every time you say goodbye to someone, you must dramatically bow as you leave?

For one week, your primary social media bio must say, 'Proud owner of 7 garden gnomes.'?

Whenever you enter a coffee shop, you must dramatically pretend to trip over your own feet (without actually falling)?

For the next three months, your phone's default ringtone must be a loud, comical duck quack?

Every time you say "thank you" to a cashier or barista, you must also give them a subtle, slow wink?

Every time you exit a public restroom, you must make a small, celebratory fist pump?

All your coffee orders for the next month must include the phrase 'and make it extra bubbly!'?

Whenever you meet someone new, you must wink conspiratorially at them?