Funny – Would You Take the Deal? – page 14

For three days, every time you stand up from a chair, you must make a small, exaggerated 'oof' sound?

For one week, every time you finish a phone call, you must loudly say 'Over and out!' before hanging up?

For one week, every time you hear a car horn, you must subtly do a small 'chicken dance' motion with your elbows?

For one year, every time you meet someone new, you must compliment their shoes first, regardless of what they're wearing?

For one year, every photo you take with your phone automatically adds a tiny, blurry pigeon in the corner?

Every time you say "hello," you must follow it with a small bird chirp sound for one year?

For one month, every time you finish washing dishes, you must hum the "Mission: Impossible" theme song?

Every time you board public transport, you must loudly announce, "Adventure awaits!"?

Every time you open a door, you must silently wink at it?

For one month, every time you stand up, you must let out a tiny, harmless "boing!" sound?

For one year, every time you sneeze, you must dramatically shout 'Bless me!' yourself?

Every time you stand up, you must do a tiny, subtle two-second shimmy?

For six months, every time you end a phone call, you must say 'beep boop, call complete.'?

Every time you eat a sandwich, you must eat it crust-first for six months?

For one month, you can only eat food using tiny doll-sized utensils?

For one year, your phone's notification sound for new messages must be a loud 'boing' sound?

Every time you complete a purchase in person, you must do a tiny, celebratory shimmy?

For one week, every time you give someone a compliment, you must say it in a squeaky high-pitched voice?

For one year, your morning alarm must be a loud rubber chicken squeak?

For one month, every snack you eat must be dipped in a spoonful of mustard?