Funny – Would You Take the Deal? – page 12

Your main social media profile picture must be a clearly visible photo of a rubber chicken for the next three months?

Every time you exit a public restroom, you must loudly declare, "Mission accomplished!"?

Your automatic response to any compliment becomes dramatically fluttering your eyelashes for five seconds?

For one week, your work phone ringtone must be a loud, exaggerated rooster crow?

You must wear a cape (any kind, small or large) over your clothes whenever you go grocery shopping?

Your signature goodbye move with friends becomes a dramatic, slow-motion high-five?

At your next five parties, you must end every conversation with "Toodle-oo!" and a small wave?

At work or school, every time you open a door, you must make a 'whoosh' sound effect?

For two weeks, any socks you wear must be bright pink with tiny unicorns on them?

At every restaurant you visit, you must ask for an extra side of ketchup, regardless of what you ordered?

For one month, every time you open a snack bag, you must loudly sing a short, improvised jingle about the snack?

For one month, your default greeting of "hello" must be a dramatically slow-motion whisper?

For one month, any hat you wear must have a tiny, perpetually spinning propeller on top?

For one month, every time you exit an elevator or escalator, you must dramatically strike a superhero pose?

For three months, your phone's default ringtone must be a highly enthusiastic kazoo solo?

For the next month, whenever you order coffee, you must specify that you want it "extra extra frothy, like a cloud hug."?

For one week, every time you meet someone new, you must introduce yourself by singing your name to the tune of "Happy Birthday."?

When you watch TV or a movie with others, you must openly cheer for the villain, loudly, at least once?

For one month, every time you hear a doorbell, you must shout 'The cavalry has arrived!'?

Whenever you buy groceries, you must pretend to compare two identical items very intensely before choosing one?