Daily Life – Would You Take the Deal? – page 9

For the next six months, you can only eat cold meals. No hot food whatsoever?

For the next year, you can only use pens that dispense glitter ink?

For one year, your internet browser's home page must be a fan page for a celebrity you strongly dislike?

Your alarm clock must play a different cheesy 80s pop song every morning for one year?

For one month, every time you open a door, you must say 'Welcome to my humble abode!'?

For one year, you cannot use any pillow or cushion when sitting on a couch or chair at home?

Every time you use an elevator or escalator, you must dramatically bow before stepping off?

For three months, your phone screen must always be set to the lowest brightness level?

For six months, you can only eat your main meal of the day (lunch or dinner) using a spork?

Every time you leave a room, you have to loudly say "See ya later, alligator!" for one month?

Every time you sneeze, you must immediately follow it with a loud, theatrical 'Bless me!' for one year?

For six months, every hot drink you consume must be served lukewarm, never piping hot?

For one year, you must sleep with at least one leg completely outside of your covers, regardless of the temperature?

For one year, your phone battery will drain twice as fast as normal?

You cannot use any condiments (ketchup, mustard, mayo, hot sauce, etc.) on your food for six months?

You must hum a made-up commercial jingle every time you open your fridge for one month?

For one year, every time you buy something, you must pay with exact change?

For three months, you can only eat sandwiches if they are cut into four equal squares?

For one year, your default greeting to any pet must be a high-pitched "Who's a good boy/girl?!"?

For six months, every single light bulb in your home will flicker once per hour?