Daily Life – Would You Take the Deal? – page 29

You must always start every conversation by singing the first sentence?

Every time you open a door, it makes a dramatic, creaking sound like in a horror movie?

You must always wear shoes that are one size too small?

Every time you hear your name, you must immediately drop whatever you're doing and do a silly dance?

Every single meal you eat for the rest of your life must be eaten with chopsticks, regardless of the food?

You must wear a full-body animal costume (of your choice) whenever you are in public?

Every time you enter a new room, you must loudly announce your presence?

You can never use escalators or elevators again?

Every time you enter a building, you must spin around three times before going in?

Every time you eat a meal, you must do so while standing on one leg?

Your home's temperature will always be exactly 10 degrees colder in winter and 10 degrees hotter in summer than you prefer?

You can never use your own private bathroom again; you must always use public restrooms?

Every time you try to use a screen (phone, computer, TV), it loudly plays a random children's song for 10 seconds before turning on?

Every time you walk through a doorway, you must skip through it?

You can only use public restrooms for the rest of your life?

All your food must be eaten with chopsticks, regardless of what it is?

Every time you leave your house, you trip over nothing (but never get hurt)?

You can only watch movies and TV shows dubbed into a language you don't understand?

Your car horn honks your current mood whenever you use it?

An annoying jingle plays every time you walk into a room?