YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
Your internet speed is capped at dial-up speed (56kbps) for the rest of your life?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
Every time you finish a drink, you have to loudly exclaim, 'Ah, refreshing!'?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
You must reorganize your entire sock drawer every Sunday morning?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
You must narrate your every move in public, in a quiet whisper, for everyone to hear?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
Every time you open a door, it lets out a loud, drawn-out squeak?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
You must eat all your meals with tiny doll-sized cutlery?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
You can only listen to music from the 1980s for the rest of your life?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
You must always introduce yourself with a dramatic bow to new people?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
Every notification sound on your phone is a loud, out-of-tune opera singer?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
Every time you try to open a new package, the seal breaks imperfectly?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
All your drinks must be served without ice?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
You must always take the stairs instead of an elevator or escalator, regardless of height?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
You can never sleep in past 6 AM, even on weekends?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
You must always hum loudly when waiting in line?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
You must always use a formal 'Thee' and 'Thou' when addressing strangers?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
Every time you open a door, it makes a loud squeaky noise?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
You must always wear socks with sandals?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
All your devices always connect to the slowest Wi-Fi available?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
You can only use cold water for showers and baths?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
You must dramatically wink after every compliment you give?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
