Would You Take the Deal for $100,000? – page 10

You can only eat with plastic cutlery for the rest of your life?

Every plane, train, or bus journey you take will have a baby crying loudly nearby?

You must politely offer a high-five to every new person you meet?

Your phone will always autocorrect 'yes' to 'yessiree' and 'no' to 'nope-a-doodle' in every message?

You must always wear a bright yellow baseball cap whenever you leave your home?

Every public toilet you use will have an overly enthusiastic air freshener spray immediately after you flush?

You can never have any form of cheese again?

You can only listen to music through one earbud for the rest of your life?

You must briefly hum a jingle every time you finish a public conversation?

You must spend at least 15 minutes every day doing a jigsaw puzzle?

You can never use an umbrella or rain jacket, even in heavy rain?

You can only write down notes by hand and never use digital reminders?

You must always take the stairs, even when an elevator or escalator is available?

Your headphones only play elevator music whenever you use them?

Your phone screen is permanently cracked and cannot be repaired?

Every time you hear a phone ring, you must loudly shout "Ring-a-ding-ding!"?

You have to wear a silly hat in every group photo you're in?

You must end every public conversation with a cheesy pun?

You can never add salt or pepper to your food again?

You can only eat your meals using a spoon?