YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
Your alarm clock always plays a different, intensely irritating sound every morning that only stops after 5 minutes?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
You can never use the 'reply all' function in emails or messages again?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
Your phone battery can never go above 20%?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
Every time you press a button on a remote control, it makes a loud quacking sound?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
Every time you go on a trip, you must pack a suitcase full of only left shoes?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
You must spend 15 minutes every day meticulously organizing a different random drawer or cabinet in your home?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
Your home's temperature must always be slightly too cold for you?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
All your personal devices must announce every notification out loud?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
Everything you cook for yourself must be slightly burnt?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
You must wake up to the sound of a kazoo every single morning?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
Your phone's autocorrect always changes one random word in every message you send to a fruit name?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
You must hum a random five-second jingle every time you enter a new room?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
Your phone will only charge if you hold the cable at a specific, awkward angle?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.