YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
Every light switch in your home is a pull-string?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
Your clothes always feel slightly damp?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
Your internet speed is always dial-up slow?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
You are required to hum loudly whenever you are concentrating on a task?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
Your internet speed is always limited to 5 Mbps (slow, but usable)?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
Your phone autocorrects "lol" to "laughing out loud hysterically" every time?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
For the rest of your life, all your photos will show one of your eyes slightly closed?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
Every time you eat a meal, you must make exaggerated chewing sounds?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
You can never wear socks again?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
Your smartphone battery can only hold a charge for 2 hours?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
All music you listen to for the rest of your life sounds like elevator music?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
All your showers must be cold?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
Your phone's autocorrect always changes the word 'the' to 'fluffy'?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
Every time you pay for something with physical cash, you must count out the exact change loudly and slowly?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
Your internet speed is permanently capped at dial-up speed?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
Every time you try to open a bottle or jar, it takes you an average of five minutes?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
You can only listen to polka music for the rest of your life?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
All your phone and computer notifications are replaced with a loud clown horn sound?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
You must loudly announce your full name and what you're doing every time you enter a room?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
All your clothes must always be a size too big or a size too small?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
