Annoying – $100,000 – page 3

You can only use your phone on speakerphone for calls?

You must wear headphones whenever you leave your house?

You must arrive 15 minutes early for every appointment, meeting, or social gathering?

You can never use contractions (e.g., 'don't', 'can't', 'it's') when speaking or writing?

Every time you open a door, it makes a loud, comical "boing" sound that everyone can hear?

You must always take the stairs, even if there's an elevator or escalator available?

Your phone's auto-correct always changes the word "you" to "y’all" in every message?

Every time you try to write, your pen dispenses glitter instead of ink for the first five words?

You spontaneously hum a random 90s cartoon theme song at least once an hour?

All your clothes feel perpetually slightly damp?

Your phone screen can only display in black and white for the rest of your life?

You must always untie and retie your shoes after every 10 minutes of walking?

All your passwords must be exactly 5 characters long and contain only numbers?

You must always leave your house exactly five minutes later than you planned?

All your drinking glasses must always be filled to the very brim, making them easy to spill?

Every time you pay for something, you must pay with exact change?

Your shoes always make a slight squeaking sound, no matter the surface?

You must always hum loudly when you are walking alone in public?

Every time you try to watch a video, an unskippable 30-second ad plays first?

You must always park at the furthest possible spot in any parking lot?