Funny – $10,000 – page 3

Every time you finish a phone call in public, you must loudly say "Over and out!"?

For six months, every time you walk through a door frame, you must do a tiny, visible hop?

For three months, you can only drink beverages from a sippy cup?

For one year, every alarm you set must be a loud rooster crow that cannot be changed?

For six months, every time you sneeze you must involuntarily make a small "meow" sound?

For one year, every time you greet someone new you must do a tiny, exaggerated beauty pageant wave?

For one year, you must eat all desserts, including ice cream and soup, with a fork?

For one month, every time you sit down, you must exclaim 'Ah, sweet relief!'?

For one year, you must wear one article of clothing inside out every Tuesday?

For six months, you must give an exaggerated wink after every compliment you give?

Every message you send on your phone automatically adds a random emoji at the end for one month?

Every time you say 'hello,' you must add 'there, sunshine!' for one month?

For one month, every time you compliment someone, you must finish with 'You're doing great, sweetie!'?

For one year, you can only wear shirts with cartoon characters on them on Tuesdays?

Every time you open a door, you must make a 'ding-dong' sound for one month?

For six months, you must perform a short, imaginary trumpet fanfare every time you successfully complete a task?

For one year, you can only drink water out of a comically oversized goblet?

Every time you open a door, it must make a loud, cartoonish 'sproing!' sound for six months?

For the next year, you must wear a brightly colored, silly hat to every public event or party you attend?

For one month, every time you leave a room, you must dramatically wink at the last person you made eye contact with?