Funny – $10,000 – page 2

Every time you stand up from sitting down for one year, you must do a tiny, subtle butt wiggle?

For six months, every time you finish eating in public, you must loudly say 'My compliments to the chef!'?

Your phone autocorrects 'lol' to 'chuckle heartily' for one year?

For one year, every time you agree with someone, you must say 'Indubitably!' instead of 'yes'?

For one year, you must hum a random tune for 10 seconds before opening any door?

Every time you attend a party, you must wear a party hat for the first hour?

For one year, your phone's auto-correct will change 'lol' to 'laughing my socks off with glee'?

For one month, every time you see a dog, you must bark once?

For the next three months, every time you open a door, you must dramatically announce "Hark! Who goes there?"?

For one year, you can only sit on cushions that make a loud "fart" noise when you first sit down?

For one month, every time you walk into a store, you must dramatically bow to the entrance?

For six months, whenever you take a selfie, you must make a funny animal face?

Every time you finish talking on the phone, you must loudly say "Over and out!"?

Every time you pass a mirror in public, you must give a quick, exaggerated wink at your reflection for three months?

At every party you attend for one year, you must ask at least one person if they believe in aliens?

For one year, every time you meet someone new, you must end the conversation by winking at them?

Every time you exit a room, you must make a subtle 'boing' sound for one year?

For one month, you must hum a dramatic movie soundtrack whenever you wash your hands?

For six months, any hat you wear must have a small, fake flower attached to it?

For one year, every time you open a door, you must say "Open sesame!"?