Social – $1,000 – page 4

Every time you pay for something, you have to dramatically whisper "Money talks!" to the cashier?

For the next month, every time you greet someone, you must precede it with two loud claps?

Whenever you say goodbye to anyone, you must say 'Stay funky, fresh, and hydrated!' instead of your usual farewell?

At every restaurant visit, you must stand up and loudly declare your meal is "chef's kiss!" regardless of how it tastes?

Whenever a baby cries within earshot in public, you must immediately exclaim, "Oh, such a precious wittle cutie-patootie!"?

Your go-to greeting for new acquaintances for the next three months must be an enthusiastic thumbs-up?

Your primary group chat nickname becomes "The Fluffy Unicorn of Fun" for all your friends to see?

Every time you order coffee, you must ask for "the secret squirrel blend" with a wink?

Every time you say goodbye to someone, you must finish with a small, dramatic theatrical bow?

At every meal you eat in public, you must first take a photo of your food and loudly exclaim, "Bon appétit to ME!"?

Every time you high-five someone, you must loudly declare, "Teamwork makes the dream work!"?

Every time you are introduced to someone new, you must dramatically wink at them?

At every restaurant visit for the next two months, you must loudly ask the waiter if they have a "secret dessert menu for adventurers."?

Your main social media bio must include the phrase "Future astronaut (probably)" for three months?

Your group chat nickname becomes 'Sir Gigglesalot' for three months?

For one month, every caption you post on social media must end with "#blessedandstressed"?

Every time you say "thank you" in public, you must add "and may your day be sparkly!"?

Every time you say goodbye to someone, you must dramatically bow as you leave?

For one week, your primary social media bio must say, 'Proud owner of 7 garden gnomes.'?

At every restaurant visit, you must loudly ask for a side of pickles, regardless of what you ordered?