Embarrassing – $10 Million – page 4

You must wear a different, mismatched sock on each foot for the rest of your life?

You must wear a full-body animal costume in public for the rest of your life?

You must wear a helmet at all times, even indoors and while sleeping?

You must wear a different, brightly colored clown nose every day in public?

Every time you laugh, you must immediately follow it with a loud, sustained rooster crow?

Every meal you eat in public must be eaten with giant novelty cutlery?

You must publicly perform a 30-second interpretive dance every time you enter a new building?