Embarrassing – $10 Million – page 2

You must wear a full-body animal costume (of your choice) whenever you leave your home for the rest of your life?

You must always wear a hat with a propeller on top in public?

You must always skip, rather than walk, when in public?

You must dye your hair a different, bright, non-natural color every month?

You can only ever walk backwards in public places?

You must wear a full-body animal costume whenever you leave your home?

You must always wear socks with sandals in public, even with formal attire?

Every time you introduce yourself to someone new, you must first do a quick, silly dance?

Your phone automatically posts a slightly embarrassing, mundane detail about your day to your main social media feed every evening?

You must always wear two different shoes, one on each foot, for the rest of your life?

A harmless, tiny cloud of confetti bursts from your clothes every time you stand up?

Every time you greet someone, you must give them a dramatic, theatrical bow?

Every online search you make is immediately posted to a public social media feed?

You must always wear brightly mismatched shoes in public?

You must wear a different full-body animal costume in public every day?

Every meal you eat in public is automatically served on a tiny child's plate with a matching plastic fork?

You must always wear your clothes inside out?

You must wear the same brightly colored, somewhat ridiculous outfit every day for the rest of your life?

Every time you enter a room where there are other people, you must dramatically announce your presence by yelling, "I'M HERE!"?

You can only wear clothes made entirely out of brightly colored, crinkly aluminum foil?