Social – $1 Million – page 4

Every time you meet someone new, you have to tell a slightly embarrassing true story about yourself?

Every time you answer your phone, you must impersonate a different celebrity for the first 30 seconds?

You must give a genuine compliment to a complete stranger every single day?

Every time you enter a room with three or more people, you must do a short, silly dance?

Your voice randomly squeaks like a mouse at least once in every conversation?

You spontaneously break into a short, silly dance whenever you greet someone new?

You must wear a brightly colored, mismatched outfit every day?

Every time you genuinely laugh, it's immediately followed by a loud, unmistakable pig-like snort?

You must refer to yourself in the third person for the rest of your life?

Every time you say goodbye to someone, you must perform a small, pre-approved silly dance?

Every time you enter a new building, you must do a cartwheel?

You must always talk in a whisper, no matter the situation?

Every time you laugh, it sounds like a honking goose?

You can only speak in a whisper for the rest of your life, no matter the situation?

You must end every conversation with a dramatic, visible mic drop gesture?

Every time you laugh, it sounds exactly like a honking goose?

You must carry a small, harmless rubber chicken with you everywhere you go?

You must loudly announce everything you do before you do it when others are around?

Every time you tell a joke, you must end it with a loud, fake drumroll sound effect?

You can never use any form of social media again?