Social – $1 Million – page 2

Every time you tell a joke, you must immediately explain the punchline?

You must wear a different brightly colored, silly hat every time you leave your house?

One day every week you can only communicate through interpretive dance?

Every conversation you have must include at least one sentence about your favorite type of cloud?

All your clothes, no matter how many times you wash them, will always smell faintly of wet dog?

You must clap loudly before and after every conversation you have?

You must always speak in rhymes for the rest of your life?

You must wear a silly, oversized hat every day in public?

Every time you laugh, you must snort loudly?

Every time you sneeze, you must dramatically shout 'Bless me!' at the top of your lungs?

Every question you ask must be answered with a riddle?

You can never use social media again?

Every time you laugh, you snort loudly like a pig?

Every time you speak, your voice randomly changes to a funny cartoon character's voice for a sentence?

You can never whisper or speak in a quiet voice again; all your speech must be at a normal or loud volume?

You must compliment every single new person you meet?

Every time you introduce yourself to someone new, you must perform a 5-second silly dance?

Every time you speak, you must always start with a random animal sound?

Every time you walk past a mirror or reflective surface, you must loudly compliment yourself?

Every time you say goodbye to someone, you must do a dramatic, slow-motion wave until they are out of sight?