Would You Take the Deal for $1 Million? – page 3

You must start every new conversation by doing a 5-second silly dance?

You can only drink lukewarm beverages for the rest of your life?

You must wear oven mitts on your hands at all times when outside your home?

Every time you open a door, it lets out a loud, silly "boing" sound?

You can only drink plain water for the rest of your life (no juice, soda, coffee, tea, alcohol, milk, etc.)?

You can never have a truly private conversation again (someone else is always within earshot, even if they're not listening)?

You must sing everything you say, even serious conversations?

You can never use search engines (Google, Bing, etc.) again?

You can only travel by bicycle or on foot for the rest of your life (no cars, buses, trains, planes)?

Every conversation you have ends with an awkward silence lasting at least 10 seconds?

You can never use a remote control for any device again?

You can never sit on a soft surface again (only hard chairs, benches, ground, etc.)?

Every time you laugh, it's a ridiculous honking sound?

Whenever you walk through any doorway, you must pause and do a short, silly dance?

You can never eat or drink anything sweet again (no desserts, candy, sugary drinks, or sweet fruits)?

Every time you introduce yourself to someone new, you will harmlessly trip and fall?

You can never use an alarm clock, phone alarm, or any device to wake up again?

All your clothes, no matter what they are, will always feel slightly itchy?

You must cheerfully say 'Hello, friend!' to every animal you see, no matter how small?

Your phone and computer will randomly switch to a different language for one minute every hour?