Embarrassing – $1 Million – page 3

Every time you laugh, it comes out as a loud, exaggerated honking sound?

Every time you enter a room, you trip over nothing and stumble (without falling)?

Your shoes always squeak loudly with every step you take?

Every time you laugh, a small puff of glitter shoots out of your mouth?

Once a day, at a random moment, you must perform a 30-second interpretive dance wherever you are?

You can only wear formal attire (suits, dresses, tuxedos) for the rest of your life?

Every time you meet someone new, you must tell them your most embarrassing childhood memory?

You must wear a name tag with an embarrassing childhood nickname forever?

All your clothes must always be worn inside out?

Every time someone calls your name, you must immediately perform a 30-second interpretive dance?

You must wear a brightly colored, silly hat every day for the rest of your life?

You must always sing your order aloud at every restaurant, cafe, or drive-thru?

Every time you laugh, you snort like a pig for the rest of your life?

You must immediately perform a 10-second silly dance whenever you hear any music?

Every time you take a bite of food, a loud, artificial chewing sound effect plays for everyone to hear?

You can only wear clothes of a single, randomly assigned color for the rest of your life?