YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
Every time you exit a room, you must dramatically bow and say 'Exit, stage left!'?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You must publicly declare your biggest irrational fear to every new person you meet?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
Every time you use a public restroom, a loud, random animal sound plays from your person?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You must dramatically mic drop at the end of every conversation, regardless of context?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
Every time you introduce yourself to someone new, you must perform a short, silly dance?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You automatically burst into song, Broadway musical style, whenever you feel stressed?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You must greet every stranger you pass with a theatrical curtsy or bow?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You can only wear clothes in shades of bright, neon yellow?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
Every time you enter a room, a spotlight follows you for 30 seconds and a faint tuba sound plays?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You must dance for 10 seconds whenever you hear your favorite song in public?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
Every time you meet someone new, you have to tell a slightly embarrassing true story about yourself?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
Every time you enter a room with three or more people, you must do a short, silly dance?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You must wear a brightly colored, mismatched outfit every day?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
Every time you genuinely laugh, it's immediately followed by a loud, unmistakable pig-like snort?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
Every time you enter a new building, you must do a cartwheel?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You must end every conversation with a dramatic, visible mic drop gesture?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
Every time you laugh, it sounds exactly like a honking goose?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You must carry a small, harmless rubber chicken with you everywhere you go?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You must wear a different silly hat every day for the rest of your life?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
The first time you meet anyone new, you can only communicate with them through exaggerated mime?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.