Daily Life – $1 Million – page 4

All your clothes are permanently stuck inside out?

You always have a faint, persistent itch on the sole of your left foot?

You can only wear formal footwear (dress shoes, heels, etc.) for the rest of your life?

Every time you open a door, a cartoon 'boing' sound plays loudly?

Every time you use stairs, you must skip at least one step?

Every time you try to open a bottle or jar, it takes exactly five minutes of effort?

Every time you leave your home, you forget one random item you intended to bring?

You can never use heated water again (showers, dishes, laundry)?

All light bulbs in your home must be replaced with dim, flickering ones?

You must always speak in a voice that is slightly higher pitched than your natural voice?

Every time you sit down, you must stand up and sit down again exactly three times before you can settle?

You must always leave your front door unlocked, even when you're away or sleeping?

You can never take a hot shower or bath again; all washes must be cold?

Every time you try to relax, a random, catchy jingle plays loudly in your head for 30 seconds?

You must permanently wear shoes that are one size too small?

You must always have a tiny, harmless, but visibly buzzing bee follow you everywhere?

You can never wear shoes or socks again?

You must always hop on one foot when moving between rooms in any building?

You must only speak in rhymes for the rest of your life?

You can only drink water at room temperature?