Social – Would You Take the Deal? – page 10

For one year, at every party or social gathering, you must introduce yourself to at least one new person by sharing a "fun fact" about squirrels?

For one year, every time you greet someone new you must do a tiny, exaggerated beauty pageant wave?

For one year, at every party or social gathering, you must introduce yourself with a dramatic, movie-like monologue?

For six months, you must give an exaggerated wink after every compliment you give?

Every time you say 'hello,' you must add 'there, sunshine!' for one month?

For one month, every time you compliment someone, you must finish with 'You're doing great, sweetie!'?

At every party or social gathering for six months, you must tell one (short, family-friendly) dad joke before you can have your first drink or snack?

For the next year, your main social media profile picture must be a photo of you wearing a superhero cape and underwear over your pants?

For one month, every time you leave a room, you must dramatically wink at the last person you made eye contact with?

Every time you receive a compliment, you must respond with 'I know, right?' for six months?

You must wear a silly party hat to every social gathering you attend for the next three months?

For one year, at any party or social gathering, you must introduce yourself by saying "Greetings, fellow Earthling!"?

For one year, your automatic response to "How are you?" must be "Peachy keen, jelly bean!"?

For one year, at any party or social gathering with music, you must be the very first person to start dancing?

Every time you walk past a mirror in public, you must enthusiastically give your reflection a thumbs-up?

For one month, you must dramatically wink at everyone you say goodbye to in person?

You must wear a brightly colored, oversized novelty hat to every social gathering you attend for three months?

For one year, every time you buy something, you must pay with exact change?

Every time you take a photo with other people, you must make a silly face?

For the next six months, every time you greet someone new, you must wink dramatically?