Would You Take the Deal? – page 64

You must clap every time you finish a conversation with someone?

Every time someone calls your name, you must immediately perform a 30-second interpretive dance?

You must refer to everyone by their full legal name, even close friends and family, for the rest of your life?

You are required to hum loudly whenever you are concentrating on a task?

At every party or social gathering for six months, you must tell one (short, family-friendly) dad joke before you can have your first drink or snack?