Funny – Would You Take the Deal? – page 38

You are legally required to own and frequently play a kazoo wherever you go?

Every time you sit down, you must stand up and sit down again exactly three times before you can settle?

All your personal belongings (clothes, books, etc.) emit a very faint, pleasant hum?

Every time you take a photo, it automatically applies a ridiculous, unchangeable filter to your face?

Whenever you introduce yourself, you must also recite a short, obscure poem?

Every time you enter a room, a spotlight follows you for 30 seconds and a faint tuba sound plays?

You must only speak in rhymes for the rest of your life?

You must dance for 10 seconds whenever you hear your favorite song in public?

Every time you enter a room, you must do a small, dramatic entrance (e.g., a twirl or a bow)?

Every time you answer your phone, you must impersonate a different celebrity for the first 30 seconds?

Every time you sneeze, you loudly shout a random animal noise?

Every time you enter a room with three or more people, you must do a short, silly dance?

You must carry a small, rubber chicken with you everywhere you go?

Your voice randomly squeaks like a mouse at least once in every conversation?

You spontaneously break into a short, silly dance whenever you greet someone new?

Every time you genuinely laugh, it's immediately followed by a loud, unmistakable pig-like snort?

You must refer to yourself in the third person for the rest of your life?

Every time you say goodbye to someone, you must perform a small, pre-approved silly dance?

Every time you enter a new building, you must do a cartwheel?

You must loudly narrate your current actions whenever you are alone in a room?