Funny – Would You Take the Deal? – page 3

For the next month, whenever you introduce yourself to someone new, you must use a dramatic movie trailer voice?

Every time you leave a public building, you must loudly exclaim, 'Onward to adventure!'?

Whenever you say hello to someone new, you must first do a subtle 'jazz hands' gesture?

Whenever you pay for something with cash or card, you must gently 'boop' the transaction machine with your nose?

For one month, every time you greet a stranger, you must attempt a secret handshake they won't know?

Your next 5 social media profile pictures must each feature a different garden gnome wearing sunglasses?

Your phone's autocorrect will change every instance of 'yes' to 'yessir, captain!'?

At every coffee shop, you must loudly ask for 'the sparkle unicorn latte with extra rainbow sprinkles' before ordering anything else?

Every time you introduce yourself to someone new, you must end with a theatrical bow and a flourish?

Whenever you walk past a mirror, you must stop, pose, and say 'Nailed it!' to your reflection?

Your next 3 social media posts must include a random, unflattering photo of a common household object (e.g., a toilet brush, a half-eaten sandwich) as the main image?

Every time you order food or drink, you must refer to it as 'my precious fuel'?

Your next 5 social media posts must include a random emoji of an obscure vegetable?

For your next 10 video calls, you must wear a comically oversized pair of fake glasses?

For three weeks, your phone's autocorrect will always change 'LOL' to 'Loudly Oinking Llama'?

Every time you order at a drive-thru, you have to add, "and make it snappy!" at the end?

Your default greeting for new people for one month must be a quick, exaggerated jazz hands gesture?

For the next three months, every time you say goodbye to someone in person, you must give them a small, enthusiastic jazz hand?

For the next month, your phone's default ringtone becomes a loud rubber chicken squawk?

For the next two weeks, every time you leave a room at work, you must dramatically bow before exiting?