Comfort – Would You Take the Deal? – page 14

You must always sleep with a small, unmovable, pointy pebble sewn into your pillow?

You must wear the same brightly colored, somewhat ridiculous outfit every day for the rest of your life?

All forms of music you hear, recorded or live, are always slightly out of tune?

All your clothes must be made of scratchy wool, even underwear, regardless of the weather?

You can only sleep for exactly 4 hours every 24-hour cycle, with no naps allowed?

You can only wear clothes made entirely out of brightly colored, crinkly aluminum foil?

A small, harmless drone constantly follows you, hovering 3 feet behind your head, making a faint whirring noise?

You can only sleep for a maximum of 3 hours per night for the rest of your life?

You must always sleep standing up?

Every room you enter must have a constant, faint, high-pitched ringing sound?

You can only sleep for a maximum of 4 hours a night?

You can only fall asleep while someone is telling you a bedtime story for the rest of your life?

You must always wear gloves, even indoors, and never touch anything with your bare hands again?

You must always sleep with the lights on?

You must constantly hum a random tune, even when sleeping?

You must always wear shoes on the wrong feet?

You can only sleep on a rock-hard surface, never a mattress or soft cushion?

Your home is always filled with a faint, pervasive smell of burnt toast?

You can only hear sounds as if they are underwater and slightly muffled for the rest of your life?

You can never sleep in a room darker than twilight for the rest of your life?