Comfort – Would You Take the Deal? – page 15

You can never have a door in your home again (all doorways are open arches)?

You can never experience complete silence again; there will always be a faint, constant buzzing sound in your ears?

Everything you eat tastes faintly like dirt?

You can only sleep for 3 hours a day, no matter how tired you are?

You must always wear shoes that are one size too small?

You can never use a bed, mattress, or couch to sleep again; you must sleep on the floor?

You must permanently wear a tiny bell on your clothing that jingles with every movement?

Every screen you look at permanently has a subtle, static-like flicker?

Your home will always have a faint, but distinct, smell of blue cheese?

You can never use escalators or elevators again?

You must wear a helmet at all times, even indoors and while sleeping?

You can never walk on natural grass or dirt with bare feet again?

Your home's temperature will always be exactly 10 degrees colder in winter and 10 degrees hotter in summer than you prefer?

You can never use your own private bathroom again; you must always use public restrooms?

All your clothes must be made of a crinkly, noisy material for the rest of your life?

You can only sleep standing up for the rest of your life?

You must wear a helmet at all times, even indoors, for the rest of your life?

You can only use public restrooms for the rest of your life?

You can never use a microwave again?

You can only watch movies and TV shows dubbed into a language you don't understand?