Comfort – Would You Take the Deal? – page 12

You can never use a microwave again?

You can only watch movies and TV shows that were released before the year 2000?

All your drinks must always be lukewarm; never hot, never cold?

You can never use the snooze button on any alarm ever again?

You can only listen to polka music for the rest of your life?

You must take a cold shower (no hot water) for the first minute of every shower you take?

All your clothes must always be a size too big or a size too small?

Your alarm clock always plays a different, intensely irritating sound every morning that only stops after 5 minutes?

You can only eat your favorite dessert once a year?

All your drinks (except water) must be consumed through a bendy straw?

You can never use a pillow when you sleep again?

Your home's temperature must always be slightly too cold for you?

You must wake up to the sound of a kazoo every single morning?

You can never use a blanket or duvet again, only a single sheet?

A catchy, repetitive commercial jingle plays loudly in your head whenever there is silence?

You can never control the temperature in your home; it will always be stuck at exactly 75°F (24°C)?

Every pair of shoes you wear for the rest of your life must be two sizes too big?

You can never sleep in a room with a closed door for the rest of your life?

You must wear the exact same style of outfit (you get multiple copies, but no variety) every single day for the rest of your life?

You can only feel temperatures in reverse (hot feels cold, cold feels hot) for the rest of your life?