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Every time you enter a room, you must loudly announce your presence?

You must wear a brightly colored party hat whenever you leave your home?

You must bark or meow to greet any pet you encounter?

You must dramatically wink at every new person you meet?

You must sing "Happy Birthday" loudly to anyone whose birthday you know?

All your phone calls must be on speakerphone?

You must always take rhetorical questions literally and provide a detailed answer?

Every time you say goodbye to someone, you must dramatically wave until they are out of sight?

You must wear a silly party hat whenever you are inside a public building?

You must respond to every compliment with a dramatic curtsy or bow?

You must end every conversation with 'Stay groovy!'?

You can never use contractions (e.g., 'don't', 'can't', 'it's') when speaking or writing?

You must loudly compliment a stranger's shoes every time you enter a public building?

You must start every conversation with a terrible, groan-worthy pun?

You must refer to everyone you meet for the first time as "Captain" or "Boss."?

Every time you board public transportation, you must loudly announce your stop upon entry?

You must answer every phone call by singing "Hello, it's me" in a dramatic voice?

Every time you meet someone new, you must tell them a 'fun fact' about squirrels?

You must wear a hat that's slightly too small for you in all public photos?

You must preface every 'yes' or 'no' with a silly sound effect?