YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
Your internet speed is always dial-up slow?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
You must take a cold shower every morning?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
Your internet speed is always limited to 5 Mbps (slow, but usable)?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
You can never use headphones or earbuds again?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
For the rest of your life, all your photos will show one of your eyes slightly closed?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
You can never wear socks again?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
Your smartphone battery can only hold a charge for 2 hours?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
All your showers must be cold?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
You can never use a microwave again?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
All your drinks must always be lukewarm; never hot, never cold?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
You can never use the snooze button on any alarm ever again?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
You must always carry a brightly colored, open umbrella with you, even indoors and on sunny days?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
Your internet speed is permanently capped at dial-up speed?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
Every time you try to open a bottle or jar, it takes you an average of five minutes?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
You must take a cold shower (no hot water) for the first minute of every shower you take?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
Your alarm clock always plays a different, intensely irritating sound every morning that only stops after 5 minutes?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
You must always wear one sock that doesn't match the other?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
Your phone battery can never go above 20%?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
Every time you press a button on a remote control, it makes a loud quacking sound?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $100,000 BUT...
Your home's temperature must always be slightly too cold for you?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.