Daily Life – $100,000 – page 3

You can only use your phone on speakerphone for calls?

You must wear headphones whenever you leave your house?

You must arrive 15 minutes early for every appointment, meeting, or social gathering?

You can never use contractions (e.g., 'don't', 'can't', 'it's') when speaking or writing?

Every time you open a door, it makes a loud, comical "boing" sound that everyone can hear?

You must wake up exactly at 5:00 AM every single day, no exceptions?

You must always take the stairs, even if there's an elevator or escalator available?

Your phone's auto-correct always changes the word "you" to "y’all" in every message?

You must always walk backwards for the last ten steps before entering your home?

Every time you try to write, your pen dispenses glitter instead of ink for the first five words?

You must perform a 5-second interpretive dance every time you successfully complete a chore?

You can never use a blanket or duvet when you sleep, regardless of temperature?

All your clothes feel perpetually slightly damp?

Your phone screen can only display in black and white for the rest of your life?

Every meal you eat must be served on a tiny teacup saucer?

You must always untie and retie your shoes after every 10 minutes of walking?

You must always walk backward for the last 10 feet before entering your home?

You can never wear headphones or earbuds again?

You must always leave your house exactly five minutes later than you planned?

You can never use a pillow when you sleep?