Habits β $1,000 β page 2
Your default reaction to hearing good news must be an enthusiastic but slightly off-key yodel?
Your work email signature must include "Sent from my enchanted typewriter" for the next three months?
Every time you open a snack bag, you must announce, "Snack attack!" loudly?
Whenever you open any door, you must immediately say 'Ta-da!' in a slightly over-enthusiastic voice?
Your phone automatically adds a randomly chosen animal emoji to the end of every single text message you send?
For the next three weeks, every time you open the fridge, you must sing a short, spontaneous jingle?
For one month, your default greeting of "hello" must be a dramatically slow-motion whisper?
Every time you eat a sandwich, you must make exaggerated chewing noises for the first three bites?
Every time you end a phone call, you must say 'May your socks always match!' before hanging up?
Your default sock choice must always be two intentionally mismatched, brightly colored socks?
For one month, every time you sit down, you must do a quick, exaggerated "ta-da!" gesture with your hands?
