Funny – $1,000 – page 2

Your go-to introduction for new people becomes 'Greetings, Earthling!'?

For the next month, you can only wear socks that are brightly mismatched (e.g., one stripey, one polka dot)?

For the next three months, every time you open your refrigerator, you must declare, 'The treasure awaits!'?

Your phone's autocorrect always changes 'lol' to 'laughing out loud (actually).'?

At every restaurant visit for one month, you must loudly ask if they have a 'secret dessert menu for adventurers.'?

Whenever you check out at a grocery store, you must ask the cashier if they've seen your imaginary friend, 'Kevin'?

Your next 5 social media posts must end with the hashtag #BlessedAndObsessed?

At every fast-food drive-thru, you must order by saying, 'Hit me with your best shot!' before stating your actual order?

For the next three weeks, you must only wear socks with two completely different, clashing patterns (e.g., one striped, one polka dot)?

For one month, your phone's autocorrect will always change the word 'yes' to 'Affirmative, captain!' in every message you send?

At every restaurant you visit for the next month, you must confidently ask the server for 'extra invisible sprinkles' for your meal?

Your next 5 social media posts must feature a comically mundane object from your home with an overly dramatic caption?

Whenever you walk past a mirror, you must perform a brief, dramatic bow?

Everyone at work must refer to you by a silly, made-up middle name (e.g., 'Sparkle-toes') for a week?

Your go-to comfort food must be eaten with chopsticks, regardless of what it is, for one month?

For your next 10 social media comments, you must end each one with a dramatic emoji like 🎭 or 💃?

For the next 10 times you call a friend, you must start the conversation by asking, 'Is this the Krusty Krab?'?

For the next two months, whenever you leave a social gathering, you must dramatically bow before exiting?

For the next three weeks, every photo you take with your phone must have a filter that gives everyone in the picture a comically oversized nose?

Every time you finish a meal at a restaurant, you must give a quiet, approving nod to the nearest stranger?