Food – $1,000 – page 3

Your coffee order must always include a ridiculously elaborate name you invent on the spot?

When you order coffee, you must refer to the barista as 'Captain Caffeine'?

At your next five restaurant meals, you must spontaneously switch plates with the person next to you for one bite?

At every restaurant you visit for the next six weeks, you must only order water and ask for a silly straw?

At every restaurant you visit, you must ask for an extra side of ketchup, regardless of what you ordered?

For one month, every time you open a snack bag, you must loudly sing a short, improvised jingle about the snack?

Every time you eat a sandwich, you must make exaggerated chewing noises for the first three bites?

At every restaurant you visit, you must politely ask for a children's menu?

Every time you attend a party, you must bring a plate of plain, unsalted crackers as your contribution?

For the next week, whenever you order food at a restaurant or café, you can only whisper your entire order as if it's a top-secret mission?

For one week, every time you order food or drink, you must do a dramatic chef's kiss?

For one week, every time you order food, you must ask, 'Is this going to be super yummy?' to the person taking your order?