YOU GET $10,000,000 BUT...
Every time you are about to eat, you must tell a genuinely terrible dad joke out loud?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $10,000,000 BUT...
Every time you sit down, you must do a quick, exaggerated squat before you fully settle into the chair?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $10,000,000 BUT...
Every time you laugh, you snort loudly like a pig for the rest of your life?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $10,000,000 BUT...
You must always sleep with the lights on?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $10,000,000 BUT...
You must constantly hum a random tune, even when sleeping?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $10,000,000 BUT...
You can only eat food that is naturally blue or purple for the rest of your life?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $10,000,000 BUT...
You can never use an elevator or escalator again?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $10,000,000 BUT...
Every single meal you eat for the rest of your life must be eaten with chopsticks, regardless of the food?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $10,000,000 BUT...
You can never use a bed, mattress, or couch to sleep again; you must sleep on the floor?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $10,000,000 BUT...
You can only eat food with your hands; no cutlery allowed for the rest of your life?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $10,000,000 BUT...
Every time you eat a meal, you must do so while standing on one leg?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $10,000,000 BUT...
You can never walk on natural grass or dirt with bare feet again?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.