Awkward – $10 Million – page 4

You must always respond to questions with a question of your own first?

Every time you speak, your voice randomly shifts to a different cartoon character's voice?

You must always introduce yourself to new people using a theatrical, made-up name?

Every time you pass through a doorway, you must hop on one foot?

You can only communicate through interpretive dance whenever you are in a public space with other people?

Every time you greet someone new, you must give them an uncomfortably long, dramatic hug?

Every time you are about to eat, you must tell a genuinely terrible dad joke out loud?

You must always wear oven mitts on your hands when in public?

Every time you open a door, you must loudly announce, 'Surprise!' as if entering a party?

Every meal you eat outside your home must be eaten with your bare hands, no utensils?

Every time you speak, you must add 'Moo' to the end of every third sentence?

Every time you open a door, you must first perform a small, exaggerated bow?

Every time you pay for something in public, you must count out the exact change, no matter how long it takes?

Every text message you send is also automatically sent to your parents?

Every time you enter a room with more than five people, you must dramatically announce your presence with a trumpet sound effect you make yourself?

You must always introduce yourself using a ridiculous, made-up professional wrestling name?

Every public conversation you have must begin with a dramatic, Shakespearean monologue?

Every time you introduce yourself to someone new, you must perform a 5-second interpretive dance?

You must sing everything you say when in public for the rest of your life?

You can never initiate a conversation; you must always wait for others to speak to you first?