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Riddle Time
What spiky animal is always perky and full of life?
“It's known for its many sharp points.”
Answer
A porcupine.
Riddle Time
Which bird is almost always served between two slices of bread, but never actually flew into the kitchen?
“It's a common and delicious filling.”
Answer
A chicken!
Riddle Time
Which rodent is known for always carrying its little ones in a built-in pocket?
“Its name clearly describes its unique method of transport.”
Answer
A pouch rat!
Riddle Time
Which animal can always be counted on to have its homework finished?
“Its name suggests the task is complete.”
Answer
A doe!
Riddle Time
Which sea creature is perfectly suited for office work, always coming prepared with its own writing fluid?
“It's always 'ink-lined' to get the job done.”
Answer
An octopus!
Riddle Time
What do you call a loaf of bread that's always in a foul mood and never happy?
“Its attitude matches its flavor.”
Answer
Sourdough!
Riddle Time
What do you call a cow who's always telling jokes and making everyone laugh?
“She really knows how to milk a crowd for laughter.”
Answer
A com-moo-dian!
Riddle Time
Which creature is known for its incredible speed, even in its name?
“It's a bird, and its name literally describes its movement.”
Answer
A swift!
Riddle Time
Which fish is famous for its low notes?
“It shares its name with a musical instrument and a sound frequency.”
Answer
A bass!
Riddle Time
Which bird is known for its constant complaining?
“Its name also means to grumble.”
Answer
A grouse!
Riddle Time
Which lion can't live on land?
“It loves to swim!”
Answer
A sea lion!
Riddle Time
What furry creature is a natural at tidying up, but only found in dusty corners?
“You might find a whole family of them under your bed.”
Answer
A dust bunny.
Riddle Time
What tiny creature makes a sound like a clock when its name is spoken?
“It's a small parasite.”
Answer
A tick.
Riddle Time
What do sheep say when they're disappointed at the movies?
“They're not happy with the film.”
Answer
Baa-d movie!
Riddle Time
Which pin is made so you don’t prick yourself on its point?
“It closes to hide the sharp point.”
Answer
A safety pin.
Riddle Time
Which animal is never in a hurry?
“It moves very, very slowly.”
Answer
A sloth.
Riddle Time
What has leaves but isn’t a tree?
“You can turn them one by one.”
Answer
A book.
Riddle Time
What kind of saucer can fly?
“You might see it in the sky, but it isn't a plane.”
Answer
A flying saucer.
Riddle Time
Which animal has needles but can’t sew?
“It carries them all over its back.”
Answer
A hedgehog.
Riddle Time
What does a grape become when it gets old and wrinkly?
“It dries out and gets smaller.”
Answer
A raisin.