Embarrassing – Would You Take the Deal? – page 9

Every time you laugh, it must be a loud, exaggerated evil villain cackle for one month?

You must wear a brightly colored, slightly too small hat on your head for every video call you join for one year?

Every time you speak to someone new, you must introduce yourself by singing a short, improvised jingle about yourself?

You must wear a silly, oversized hat indoors and outdoors for the rest of your life?

You must wear a full, brightly colored clown costume whenever you leave your home?

Every conversation you have must begin and end with a spontaneous, slightly off-key musical jingle of your own creation?

You must always wear a brightly colored, oversized top hat in public for the rest of your life?

Every time you exit a door, you must perform a slow-motion, dramatic fall to the ground before getting back up and continuing?

You must spontaneously loudly compliment strangers on their shoes at least three times a day?

You must wear a full-body animal costume (of your choice) whenever you are outside your home for the rest of your life?

All your personal belongings (clothes, furniture, decor) must be fluorescent neon colors?

You must always wear a hat that spins a tiny propeller on top whenever you are outside?

Every meal you eat in public must be preceded by a 30-second interpretive dance about your hunger?

You can only wear clothes of a single, randomly assigned color for the rest of your life?

You must always walk backwards whenever you are in public?

All your personal thoughts are audibly spoken aloud for everyone in a 10-foot radius to hear?

Every time you are in a public place, you must wear your shoes on the wrong feet?

You must wear a full, brightly colored clown costume every single day?

You can never cut your hair or nails again?

You must answer every question asked of you with a 10-second interpretive dance?