Embarrassing – Would You Take the Deal? – page 11

Every time you board public transportation, you must loudly announce your stop upon entry?

You must answer every phone call by singing "Hello, it's me" in a dramatic voice?

You must wear a hat that's slightly too small for you in all public photos?

You must take a selfie every single day and post it on a public social media platform?

You can only wear clothes in shades of green for the rest of your life?

You must skip instead of walk for the first 10 steps after leaving any building?

You must always wear a brightly colored, visible badge that says "I love pigeons."?

You must awkwardly wave goodbye to everyone, even strangers, when leaving any place?

Every time you sneeze, you must do a tiny, involuntary chicken dance?

Every time you exit a public restroom, you must loudly declare "My business here is done!"?

Every time you pay for something in public, you must dramatically pull your wallet out from your shoe?

Every time you hear a phone ring in public, you must shout "Answer the phone!" loudly?

You must always wear a tiny, noticeable silly hat whenever you leave your house?

You must sing your order every time you go to a restaurant or drive-thru?

You must always wear a bright yellow baseball cap whenever you leave your home?

You have to wear a silly hat in every group photo you're in?

You must end every public conversation with a cheesy pun?

You can only wear clothes in shades of bright neon green?

You must always introduce yourself with a spontaneous, slightly off-key jingle?

Your phone notifications always play a loud, embarrassing sound effect in public?