Lifestyle – Would You Take the Deal? – page 15

You can never own or use a smartphone or personal computer again?

You can never sleep in a room darker than twilight for the rest of your life?

You can never travel more than 50 miles from your home city again?

You can never have a door in your home again (all doorways are open arches)?

You must refer to everyone by their full legal name, even close friends and family, for the rest of your life?

You can only use your dominant hand for five minutes each day?

You can never ride in an elevator or escalator again?

You can never experience complete silence again; there will always be a faint, constant buzzing sound in your ears?

Everything you eat tastes faintly like dirt?

You can only sleep for 3 hours a day, no matter how tired you are?

You must always wear a full, brightly colored clown nose in public?

You can only use public Wi-Fi and never have your own private internet connection (at home or mobile data)?

You can never use an elevator or escalator again?

You can never visit any body of water (oceans, lakes, rivers, swimming pools) again?

You can never use a bed, mattress, or couch to sleep again; you must sleep on the floor?

You must wear a full-body animal costume (of your choice) whenever you are in public?

You can never visit a beach, ocean, or large lake again?

You must wear a different, mismatched sock on each foot for the rest of your life?

Your home will always have a faint, but distinct, smell of blue cheese?

You can never own or use a smartphone or tablet again?