Habits – Would You Take the Deal? – page 10

Every single meal you eat for the rest of your life must be eaten using only chopsticks?

You can never again sit on any soft furniture (couches, padded chairs, recliners) – only hard surfaces?

You can never use a pillow or blanket when sleeping again?

You can never use shampoo or conditioner again, only plain bar soap for your hair?

Every meal you eat for the rest of your life must be consumed with a tiny plastic spoon?

You must always respond to questions with a question of your own first?

You must permanently give up your single most favorite hobby or pastime?

All your meals must be eaten using only tiny, doll-sized cutlery?

You must always sleep with a small, unmovable, pointy pebble sewn into your pillow?

You can only eat food that has a strong, pungent smell for the rest of your life?

Every time you are about to eat, you must tell a genuinely terrible dad joke out loud?

Every time you sit down, you must do a quick, exaggerated squat before you fully settle into the chair?

Every time you laugh, you snort loudly like a pig for the rest of your life?

You must always sleep with the lights on?

You must constantly hum a random tune, even when sleeping?

You can only eat food that is naturally blue or purple for the rest of your life?

You can never use an elevator or escalator again?

Every single meal you eat for the rest of your life must be eaten with chopsticks, regardless of the food?

You can never use a bed, mattress, or couch to sleep again; you must sleep on the floor?

You can only eat food with your hands; no cutlery allowed for the rest of your life?